Planet WTF: The Evil Kain Clone...not just a B movie on SyFy

Author: brycekain

Date: March 15, 2014

by brycekain
3-15-14
I can't cook with this! What is it?
Mr. Heisenburg, this is The Kain's DNA. Evil Corp wants you to clone this and genetically alter it to be evil.
Are you out of your MIND? Do you know what kind of havoc that would cause?
We are willing to compensate you in any way that you desire.
Why did you just put "Hungry Eyes"on the CD player?