Planet WTF: The Kain is Still Down for the Count

Author: brycekain

Date: March 15, 2014

by brycekain
3-15-14
Sir, you have to get better fast. Our informants are telling us that Evil Corp is trying to clone your DNA into an abominable monster.
They will fail.
How so?
I am the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end. Both good and evil.
Ya sound like an egotistical jerkoff to me, sir.
Exactly. Charlie Sheen would be proud.