Planet WTF: Project Clone-a-Kain pt 1

Author: brycekain

Date: March 17, 2014

by brycekain
3-17-14
Ok, Mr. Homeless Person, sir. You have read the forms and agree to be a part of this experiment, correct?
You poke me with needle. I get booze, yessum.
Yes yes, all the moonshine you can pour into your gullet. Now hold still and it should only pinch for a second.
AAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There. That didn't hurt, now did it?
I can't feel my scrotum, my asshole just butt burped all over my delicates, and I have that tea-bagging taste in my mouth. Yup, everything's normal.