Planet WTF: M.I.A. (Missing Idolterated Asshole)

Author: brycekain

Date: April 14, 2014

by brycekain
4-14-14
As your lawyer, I must advise that you leave your man-cave and make more appearances to the people. It's total madness out there!
Why should I? Jesus hasn't appeared on earth in over 2,000 years and I don't see HIM reappearing any time soon.
Good point...
As your lawyer, I must advise...
Can it, fuckface! I gave that shit up for lent!