Planet WTF: CC577 - The Mystery of Flight 370

Author: brycekain

Date: April 17, 2014

by brycekain
4-17-14
At the flight deck door...
Sir, you have to sit down during take off.
My name is Officer Biz Tandynuts and I'm the Federal Marshal. There's been an emergency! Please give the pilot our new landing coordinates.
Whew! I'm glad we landed safely! Where are we anyway?
Richard Gere's butt.