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| Hey there, Mr. Chicken. Would you like to come across the street and join me and my family for a lovely barbq? | |
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| Ok, let me just stop you right there, fuckface. You want ME to cross the road? ME! I'm an agoraphobic, you asshole! Do you know what that means?? | |
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| The one and ONLY time I EVER went outside in my ENTIRE LIFE, I crossed one street. ONE! Next thing I know I have the fucking FEDS all up my ass! You wanna know why I crossed the road?? WELL?? DOO YAA? | |
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| I'm just kidding. I'm not coming over cause you're all honkeys. | |
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