You're Welcome, Shakespeare Nerds

Author: brycekain

Date: August 21, 2014

by brycekain
8-21-14
I can't believe you'd want to kill yourself.
Um, sir...?
With a knife, no less!
Sir, I can let go of the fact that you cut off my hand so you could jerk off with it for this weird little fetish you got here...
*spooge*
BUT I'M NOT FUCKING OTHELLO!