(PWTF) ... Beautiful Friend

Author: brycekain

Date: September 10, 2014

by brycekain
9-10-14
Meanwhile... deep in the dreaded, yet life-sustaining core of Planet WTF?
HALT! You are trespassing! State your business!
The trespasser is going to blow up the planet's core??
I am Captain Patriotic! And I am here to blow up the planet's... hey I was just about to say that!
You have no business here! I'm afraid we must do battle!
He has no business here! Battles will ensue! Will the diabolical Captain Unitard destroy our beloved Planet WTF? Is this the end?????
UNITARD?
Fuck it. Blow it up.