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| Good morning! I am from the Cult of Cthulhu. Would you like to donate today? | |
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| Ok, I'll bite. Tell me about your religion. | |
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* according to cultofcthulhu.net
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| The Cult of Cthulhu is a religion of blood, slime, darkness, sorcery, and tentacles! Aeons ago, our evolution was made possible by the Great Old Ones. They allowed consciousness to take shape. | |
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| So you guys sit around in squid costumes all day and tell fart jokes in your mom's basement, right? | |
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| Sorry. Can't join. Lost my virginity years ago. | |
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