CC590: Poor Thing is Just Hungry

Author: brycekain

Date: October 5, 2014

by brycekain
10-05-14
Meow?
Not now, kitty. I'm trying to use the bathroom.
I would feed myself, but I'm not entirely independent and I need you to help me so I can eat. I'm very hungry and can't get into the cat food. Can you please help me?
I SAID NOT NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!
*clears throat* and I said GET ME SOME KIBBLES N BITS, FUCKER!
AHHHHHH!!!! PLANETWTF?!?