Planet WTF: EBT in the Oval Orifice

Author: brycekain

Date: October 7, 2014

by brycekain
10-07-14
Hey, baby. Want to see MY oval office?
That is a highly inappropriate question.
The question you should be asking is: How much do I have to pay my proctologist girlfriend to stick her finger in that Jackson Pollock I got going on down there?
Do you take food stamps?