Planet WTF: All names taken randomly from Wikipedia

Author: brycekain

Date: October 7, 2014

by brycekain
10-07-14
(except Markie Post and Night Court)
Hello?
Mr. Iporã? This is Mrs. Marquee Moon with the Daily Newspaper.
Markie Post?? Hubba hubba! You have no idea how many times I've masturbated to Night Court!
NO! Marquee MOON!
You want me to do what with a bag of Smarties and your turd cutter? I have vaseline if you think it'll help!
*click*