Planet WTF: The Lone Fanny Fucker

Author: brycekain

Date: October 8, 2014

by brycekain
10-08-14
Nope. Not big enough.
Ok, let me show you my mansion.
Nope, not expensive enough.
I thought you were the Lone Fanny Fucker? What does any of this have to do with showing me a good time?
Listen, little lady. I will loan you a fanny fucking, but I need to see some collateral of equal or greater value.