Planet WTF: I laugh because I'm heartless

Author: brycekain

Date: October 10, 2014

by brycekain
10-10-14
Hi, I'm Jon Manziel, also known as Johnny Football.
No, you're not. You're too old.
Ok then, I'm Johnny Unitas, also known as The Golden Arm.
Johnny Unitas died 12 years ago.
Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
No, you're Tim Tebow and you SUCK.