Planet WTF: All items must go!

Author: brycekain

Date: October 21, 2014

by brycekain
10-21-14
Kangaroo Jack's. May I take your order, please?
Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery...?
Very good, sir. And how many would you like?
Eighteen. I want to share some with my friends.
Wow! Eighteen?? Who knew ebola would be the next diet pill?
It's bulimia for the new millennium.