Planet WTF: Rudolf the asshole reindeer

Author: brycekain

Date: October 22, 2014

by brycekain
10-22-14
You are not feeling well, my son. Perhaps if you lie down on the bed over there...?
Not FEELING WELL? I'm fucking cut in HALF!
I've been sliced open long enough that I'm no longer bleeding! Don't you understand? Where there used to be legs is now just a big gaping hole!
Where you see misfortune, I see opportunity.
I am so fucked.