Planet WTF: I'm not sure how punny this is

Author: brycekain

Date: October 23, 2014

by brycekain
10-23-14
Welcome to Buckethead Chicken. May I take your order please?
I'll take a bucket of your McMotherfucking Cocksucker SHIT!!!!!!!!
Um, excuse me?
FUCK YOU, YOU NO GOOD SACK OF CAT FARTS!!! I PISS FUCKERS LIKE YOU OUT MY ASSHOLE FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Ooooooh. You must have Tourettes.
I've never fired a gun in my life, thank you very much.