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| As your newly re-elected president, I humbly thank you for your kind and generous votes. | |
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| There was only one name on the ballot! | |
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| I know my competition put up a strong and spirited battle, but in the end, the truth was on our side. | |
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| Competition?? The only guy who ran against you was Eunice the Goat Fucker! | |
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| I'd like to think that the display of our political system, as seen here today, rings true for other planets' political systems as well. | |
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| You have no idea, jerkoff. | |
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