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| Since you smoke medical marijuana, I will not give you your psychiatric prescriptions. All that stuff is quackery and can mess up your head. | |
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| Look, I know that as a modern-day psychiatrist you are woefully misinformed, but you have to allow for it with your patients since it's legal. We're just going to have to agree to disagree. | |
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| It has been known to aggrivate certain mental disorders and can cause schizophrenia in some patients. | |
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| I don't believe that is accurate, doc. Have you ever tried medical marijuana? Or even researched it on any level beyond superficiality? | |
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| You're not going to shut up and let me give you your pills, are you? | |
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| At the expense of imbecilic ignorance? I'm having too much fun here. | |
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