Planet WTF: Crabby's Cock Block

Author: brycekain

Date: November 22, 2014

by brycekain
11-22-14
Crabby's Cock Block. How may we destroy your next date?
There's a girl that asked me out at the office yesterday.
So you want me to send out a pornstar to totally ruin your night?
No, I'm gay. I want to fornicate with said pornstar. But make sure they're real desperate for money. I'm loaded and very kinky.
One Ron Jeremy special coming up!
Great. I'll be waiting in the HEY WAIT A MINUTE!