Planet WTF: We're all living in Amerika! Amerika! *burp*

Author: brycekain

Date: November 23, 2014

by brycekain
11-23-14
Hello, you've reached the Doc on the Street! Your one stop guide to quick and easy Obamacare!
I hate my life. My parents won't let me do anything. I just want to die.
Then I suggest drinking a mixture of rat poison and liquid bleach. But don't forget to swallow a lot of your mother's Prozac before you do. Just to be sure.
How did you know my mother has Prozac?
It's so she can put up with your whiney ass without offing herself as well!