Planet WTF: Sir, you doth beateth the equine too much

Author: brycekain

Date: November 23, 2014

by brycekain
11-23-14
Hi, I'm here to sell my soul.
I'll pay you 50 bucks for three Hot Carls and a Dandy Reach Around.
What? No, I want to sell my soul.
Like I said, 50 bucks and make sure I get full release.
Ok, I give up. How do I get out of here?
Oh, that's easy. Go down two blocks past the Roadhouse, take a left at the intersection of Main and Roadhouse, then when you get there: Roadhouse.