Planet WTF: If it were dead or still alive, I don't care

Author: brycekain

Date: December 6, 2014

by brycekain
12-06-14
Hey, it's a letter from John!
What does it say?
Sorry I missed your visit. I was busy assisting an attacker in making my cellmate wet. The brutality of the back door action gave me blue ball, though.
What did he do before going to prison?
Water polo.
Poor bastard.