Planet WTF: Loosely based on my life right now

Author: brycekain

Date: December 11, 2014

by brycekain
12-11-14
Sir, where have you been? There's a lot of shit going down after the CIA report!
I bought a pool table.
That's great, sir, but what are you going to do about your approval rating? It's in the tank!
I. BOUGHT. A. POOL. TABLE.