Planet WTF: Bowel-Underling's Torrential Territory *

Author: brycekain

Date: December 15, 2014

by brycekain
12-15-14
Dear Canadian Stereo-type: We here at the B.U.T.T.* are getting tired of all your shit. Meaning: all the food you eat is turning us green!
We have peacefully coexisted with you for years. You send us food, we send out one of our dead. The system has always worked. We have only one small request...
STOP MAKING US LOOK LIKE FUCKING NINJA TURTLES!!!
I could really go for a blumpkin right now...