Planet WTF: Meanwhile, Death Panels

Author: brycekain

Date: December 16, 2014

by brycekain
12-16-14
Thank you for calling Death Panel, Inc. Have a nice day.
Dude... I killed five more senior citizens today.
How is this making us money again?
It's easy. First we kill the elderly. Then we buttfuck the elderly using their Metamucil as lubrication.
I don't want to know anymore.
Then we drain the Metamucil back into the container and resell it on the black market to fetishists. Obama is really a genius, if you think about it.