Planet WTF: Can't we all just get a log?

Author: brycekain

Date: December 19, 2014

by brycekain
12-19-14
What do you want?
We're taking census, sir.
Of where? I live at the bottom of the ocean.
That may be, sir, but you still have to take census.
How the fuck are you breathing anyway?
Mr. Kain told me to not say because it would sound incredibly racist.