Planet WTF: Wrong house, perfect timing

Author: brycekain

Date: February 2, 2015

by brycekain
2-02-15
Come out with your hands up.
Can't.
...the fuck? Get your ass out here now and keep your hands where I can see them!
Can't.
Is your last name Anders?
What? No! Have some decency! I'm just busy jerking off into my calamari.