Planet WTF: Will you be lonely this Valentine's Day?

Author: brycekain

Date: February 7, 2015

by brycekain
2-07-15
Are you alone? Sad? Depressed with how things are going in your life? Waiting by the phone, but you know she'll never call?
It's the kind of thing that drives men to ladies of the night. Call girls, if you will. You know the type. All legs and everything in between. Yeah...
So this Valentine's Day do something special. Shit on a hooker.
I'VE GOT THE POOPSIES!!!