Planet WTF: Narwhals! Narwhals! Motherfucking Narwhals!

Author: brycekain

Date: February 16, 2015

by brycekain
2-16-15
Ah, my little brown poopsie, you have nothing to worry about! Jacques will take uh good care of his little poop-poops.
Wait, what did you call me?
My eh Poops-poops! My eh Choco-LAT Delight. My Fudge Sick-el on a Ritz Crack-air! My WATERMEL...
I have a glock and I know where your balls are, motherfucker.
Quelqu'un est sur ​​leur cycle menstruel. Merde!