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| WELCOME TO [kwiky lube]. HOW MAY WE SERVICE YOUR [car or other small vehicle]? | |
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| I'll take the reach around service! | |
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| ERROR! WE DO NOT HAVE [reach around service]. PLEASE CLARIFY! | |
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| It's where you fuck me in the ass with the bill, but you jerk me off enough that I don't mind. | |
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| CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED THE [favorite politician special]. TAIL PIPE READJUSTMENT COMMENSING IN 5... 4... 3... | |
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| Now that's change I can believe in! | |
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