Planet WTF: Everyday I'm hustilin'

Author: brycekain

Date: February 21, 2015

by brycekain
2-21-15
WELCOME TO [kwiky lube]. HOW MAY WE SERVICE YOUR [car or other small vehicle]?
I'll take the reach around service!
ERROR! WE DO NOT HAVE [reach around service]. PLEASE CLARIFY!
It's where you fuck me in the ass with the bill, but you jerk me off enough that I don't mind.
CUSTOMER HAS ORDERED THE [favorite politician special]. TAIL PIPE READJUSTMENT COMMENSING IN 5... 4... 3...
Now that's change I can believe in!