Planet WTF: Hopefully godzilla doesn't sue

Author: brycekain

Date: May 27, 2015

by brycekain
5-27-15
I'm here to kill you, you monstrous villain from the deep!
Dude, I just came to pick up my kids. They wandered out of the yard and now EVERYTHINGS in an uproar. Now if you'll excuse me.
NOT SO FAST, FOUL SERPENT! YOU WILL BE CAST BACK TO THE SHADOWY DEPTHS OR SO HELP ME I'LL PUNCH A BABY IN CLOWN MAKEUP!
You're a Scientologist, aren't you?
I took acting lessons from John Travolta, so what of it?