Planet WTF: Yeah I hate me, too

Author: brycekain

Date: May 28, 2015

by brycekain
5-28-15
Before a battle, I once heard a man say,"Death is the only adventure you have left!" It wasn't pretty.
Wow, was he a great general?
No no, he only made it to mere captain. However, he did steer a loyal crew!
What was his name?
That man with such deep feelings was Captain Hook!
I fucking hate you.