PWTF: Too much research went into this one

Author: brycekain

Date: June 15, 2015

by brycekain
6-15-15
The victim was rigorously engaging in some sort of unspeakable, yet repetitive action that caused a massive coronary, as well as humiliation and shame.
Case closed. Wrap him up, boys!
Unfortunately for Bob, paralysis followed him into zombiedom. He was later cremated and flushed down the shitter.
I was doing The Monkey, you twat!