Planet WTF: An actual attempt at writing an original joke

Author: brycekain

Date: July 25, 2015

by brycekain
7-25-15
A robot, a zombie, and an asshole walk into a bar.
The bar tender asks the robot and the zombie what they want.
Anything with oil!
Anything with brains.
Then the bartender turns to the asshole and asks, "And what will YOU have, sir?"
Nothing! And this joke isn't fucking funny!