Planet WTF: Bring Your Sibling to Work Day didn;t go so well

Author: brycekain

Date: August 1, 2015

by brycekain
8-01-15
My dearest congregation: Let us welcome our newest member... Brother Dick.
Brother Dick has agoraphobia, but he's been gracious enough to come to our church so long as he gets to hide behind his own fence.
How did you dig this thing out of the ground, anyway?
The Power of JESUS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! We dug it up with a bulldozer, ya stupid cunt. Jesus Christ!