Planet WTF: The medication seems to be working, doc

Author: brycekain

Date: August 14, 2015

by brycekain
8-14-15
You should try the steak. It's to die for!
Gee, Mr. Imaginary Hand Puppet, I surely will!
You should give the waiter a tip as well. He works hard to make a living for his family.
Golly, you're nice!
He also has cancer, so be sure to give him a reach around after you put the tip in. Then stab him in the jugular 27 times with a potato peeler.
Wait, you think I'm gay?