Planet WTewwwwwwwwwwww

Author: brycekain

Date: August 20, 2015

by brycekain
8-20-15
Coroner's personal log, Tuesday Jan 23rd, 2am: Second day on the job and boy am I tired!
I've learned a lot over the past couple of days, some of it very surprising. For example: Did you know that corpses can get boners after they die? I know, weird, right?
On an unrelated note: I'm no longer a virgin.