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| Missed connection: I was standing outside of the grocery store looking into the window when I gasped. There before me was a beautiful, slender frame. I wanted to put my hands all over her. | |
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| She wasn't alone. They all had short, white builds. I stood trembling. Such tight packages. But the store was closed. This was yesterday and I am too sick to go to the store today. | |
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| Wait, you put an ad on Craig's List?? | |
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Mr. Fung still hasn't grasped the concept of subtle sarcasm.
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| JUST GO GET ME SOME FUCKING TAMPONS, ASSHOLE! | |
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