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| Why are you reading "Christianity for Dummies?" | |
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| Check this out: There is a little known passage in the book of Joblow that says all caucasian males with black hair are homosexual at best and at worst, condemned to a life of eternal hellfire. | |
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| Dude, it gets worse: Any dark haired, pale man that questions the word of God shall be impaled with the nearest gay man's penis until the Night-Haired Bastard of Unman is slain... | |
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