Planet WT-oh he already said it

Author: brycekain

Date: December 24, 2015

by brycekain
12-24-15
Why are you reading "Christianity for Dummies?"
Check this out: There is a little known passage in the book of Joblow that says all caucasian males with black hair are homosexual at best and at worst, condemned to a life of eternal hellfire.
Excuse me?
Dude, it gets worse: Any dark haired, pale man that questions the word of God shall be impaled with the nearest gay man's penis until the Night-Haired Bastard of Unman is slain...
What the fuck??
Bend over.