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Author: brycekain

Date: December 24, 2015

by brycekain
12-24-15
Why did you leave Earth?
Because I can't do ANYTHING there, Coleman! I can't say the "R" word without people throwing a hissy. I can't laugh at gay jokes. I can't stare at women anymore.
I'm a middle aged white male, so pretty much everyone already hates my ass anyway! Slavery? Women's Lib? And don't get me started on Mexicans!
Come back to Earth, Gary, and let me teach you about the Gospel of Trumpâ„¢