Planet WTF: If Jesus Liked 80's Movies

Author: brycekain

Date: January 24, 2016

by brycekain
1-24-16
Welcome to Heaven, my son. Here you will have everlasting salvation and eternal peace. Merely ask and it will be done.
For you are in no earthly realm. The heavens and the stars do as we wish, for we are the meek. And the meek shall...
OK, WHAT???
Your penis says Roadhouse on it.