Planet WTF: my inner child is a dick

Author: brycekain

Date: February 4, 2016

by brycekain
2-04-16
I never get picked anymore in the contests. Do I suck at comedy now? Have I always?
People don't seem to like me anymore. Maybe I should just go crawl under a rock and eat worms.
When the hell did you get so needy?
TWELVE HOURS AFTER I LAST FUCKED YOUR MOM!