Planet WTF Presents: Pregnant Pause Theater 87

Author: brycekain

Date: February 22, 2016

by brycekain
2-22-16
So you're telling me that all of this and the Kingdom of Heaven is mine as soon as you retire?
Yes indeed, son. All you have to do is give your heart to me and eternal salvation is your's.
And where did you say you've been for the past 2,000 years? Out buying cigarettes?
Oh, here we go...