Planet WTF: Won't you please help and then come again?

Author: brycekain

Date: February 28, 2016

by brycekain
2-28-16
This is Bob. He works for tech support at a major company.
Hey, ya'll!
He feeds his family every night by faking an American accent just to please you.
I can do that for you very quickly, my friend!
Just don't make him say "Poodle."
Or "waterboarding."