Planet WTF: Cosmically it's not that hilarious

Author: brycekain

Date: February 28, 2016

by brycekain
2-28-16
I have come across many galaxies to meet you humans. I shake your hand in friendship.
Uh, no.
Why not?
I don't know where that thing has been.
I was just punching the thrusters while steering my rocket...?
Is that what they call a black hole on your planet?