No, it's not and I resent you even asking

Author: brycekain

Date: July 16, 2016

by brycekain
7-16-16
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that here at Tech Support.
Is everything ok?
This guy is complaining about something regarding comic strips or something. I keep telling him we're a Masturbation Hotline but he won't listen.
Did you tell him to go fuck himself?
I know the company motto, boss, but every time I say that to him he giggles and shits himself.
Is his name Brice Crane per chance?