Planet WTF: Caught it from a toilet

Author: brycekain

Date: September 8, 2016

by brycekain
9-08-16
Holy shit!
Did you do that?
Nah, must have been the guy next to us.
Holy fuck, buddy. What did you eat?
Your mom.
That explains it.
Don't you know she has zika in her hoohoo?