Planet WTF: Against the Dying of the Light

Author: brycekain

Date: September 21, 2016

by brycekain
9-21-16
What the hell is your problem, buddy? You ran that red light and destroyed my Shaggin' Wagon!
Really? Dude, you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like to see me when...
Yeah, yeah. Save it, Bruce Boner. Let me guess, you become big and green and dressed like a homeless steroid junkie?
I destroy everything... then I QUIT!
He smells like a gooey Italian on the rag.