Planet WTF: Can you smear that?

Author: brycekain

Date: September 27, 2016

by brycekain
9-27-16
Hey, aren't you...?
I used to say "Can you hear me now?"
No, that wasn't it.
Well, Sprint is 1% short of Verizon, but costs half as much. Would you pay twice as much to get more hair cut?
I got it! May, 1970. Gave your mom an abortion. Well, aren't you a little survivor?